YOU SAID:
if my dog humps my cat will my cat eat salteens on monday
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私の猫をこぶした場合、私の猫は月曜日に塩味を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my dog smolders my cat, my cat eats salty on monday
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私の猫をくすぶっている場合、私の猫は月曜日に塩辛いものを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my dog is smoldering my cat, my cat eats salty stuff on monday
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私の猫をくすぶっている場合、私の猫は月曜日に塩辛いものを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my dog is smoldering my cat, my cat eats salty stuff on monday
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