YOU SAID:
if my dog grows hair on his intestines, will wednesday be a bowl of hot bun soup?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私の犬が彼の腸で髪を伸長したら、水曜日は熱いパンスープのボウルになりますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my dog grows hair in his gut, will Wednesday be a bowl of hot bread soup?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が彼の腸の中で髪を成長させた場合、水曜日は熱いパンスープのボウルになりますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my dog grows hair in his gut, will Wednesday be a bowl of hot bread soup?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.