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If masturbating alone in my room sadly was a class in school, by George, I would've been teaching that class! I would've gotten a scholarship!

INTO JAPANESE

悲しげに私の部屋で一人でオナニーをすることがジョージの学校のクラスだったら、私はそのクラスを教えていたでしょう！私は奨学金をもらったでしょう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If sadly masturbating alone in my room was a George school class, I would have taught that class! I would have received a scholarship!

INTO JAPANESE

悲しいことに、私の部屋で一人で自慰行為をしているのがジョージの学校のクラスだったら、そのクラスを教えていただろう！私は奨学金をもらっていたでしょう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sadly, if George's school class was masturbating alone in my room, I would have taught that class! I would have received a scholarship!

INTO JAPANESE

悲しいことに、ジョージの学校のクラスが私の部屋で一人で自慰行為をしていたら、私はそのクラスを教えていたでしょう！私は奨学金をもらっていたでしょう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sadly, if George's school class was masturbating alone in my room, I would have taught that class! I would have received a scholarship!