YOU SAID:
If loving worms is stupid, then I don't want to be smart.
INTO JAPANESE
愛するワームがばかげているならば、私は賢くなりたくありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not want to be wise if the worm I love is ridiculous.
INTO JAPANESE
私が愛するワームがばかげているならば、私は賢くなりたくありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not want to be wise if the worm I love is ridiculous.
You've done this before, haven't you.