YOU SAID:
if looks could kill, I would be a dead man
INTO JAPANESE
ルックスは殺すことができれば、私は死んだ男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it is possible looks that kill, I will be a dead man
INTO JAPANESE
それは殺す可能ルックスであれば、私は死んだ男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it is possible looks that kill, I will be a dead man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.