YOU SAID:
if kings are in my room, they will tear of suicide's feet
INTO JAPANESE
王が私の部屋にいるなら、彼らは自殺の足を引き裂くでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the king is in my room, they will tear the foot of suicide
INTO JAPANESE
王が私の部屋にいるならば、彼らは自殺の足を引き裂くでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the king is in my room, they will tear the foot of suicide
You should move to Japan!