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If it weren’t so cold outside, I’d be off running up mountains and smoking french kippers, which I’ve loved doing ever since I had a hot one as a child, in Peru

INTO JAPANESE

外がそれほど寒くなければ、ペルーで山を駆け上がって、子供の頃から暑いキッパーを食べていた頃から大好きだったフレンチキッパーを吸っていたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I would have run up the mountains in Peru and smoked the French kipper I've loved since I was a kid eating hot kippers.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒くなければ、ペルーの山を駆け上がって、子供の頃から大好きだったフレンチキッパーを吸っていたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't cold outside, I would have run up the mountains of Peru and smoked the French kipper I've loved since I was a kid.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒くなかったら、ペルーの山々を駆け上がって、子供の頃から大好きだったフレンチキッパーを吸っていただろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Had it not been cold outside, I would have run up the mountains of Peru and smoked the French kipper I've loved since I was a kid.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒くなかったら、ペルーの山々を駆け上がって、子供の頃から大好きだったフレンチキッパーを吸っていただろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Had it not been cold outside, I would have run up the mountains of Peru and smoked the French kipper I've loved since I was a kid.