YOU SAID:

If it weren’t so cold outside, I’d be off running up mountains and smoking kippers, which I’ve loved doing ever since I had a hot one as a child

INTO JAPANESE

外がそれほど寒くなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うのはやめたでしょう。子供の頃から暑いので、大好きでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't run up the mountain and smoke a kipper. It's been hot since I was a kid, so I loved it.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかったでしょう。子供の頃から暑かったので、とても気に入りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. It's been hot since I was a kid, so I really like it.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかっただろう。子供の頃から暑いのでとても気に入っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. It's been hot since I was a kid, so I like it very much.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかっただろう。子供の頃から暑いのでとても気に入っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. It's been hot since I was a kid, so I like it very much.