YOU SAID:

If it weren’t so cold outside, I’d be off running up mountains and smoking kippers, which I’ve loved doing ever since I had one as a child

INTO JAPANESE

外がそれほど寒くなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うのはやめたでしょう。子供の頃からずっと好きだったのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't run up the mountain and smoke a kipper. I've always liked it since I was a kid.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかったでしょう。子供の頃からずっと好きでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. I've always liked it since I was a kid.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかっただろう。子供の頃からずっと好きでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. I've always liked it since I was a kid.