YOU SAID:

If it weren’t so cold outside, I’d be off running up mountains and smoking kippers, which I loved ever since I had one as a child

INTO JAPANESE

外がそれほど寒くなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うのはやめたでしょう。子供の頃から大好きだったキッパーです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't run up the mountain and smoke a kipper. I've loved Kipper since I was a kid.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかったでしょう。子供の頃からキッパーが大好きでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. I've loved Kipper since I was a kid.

INTO JAPANESE

外が寒すぎなければ、山を駆け上がってキッパーを吸うことはなかっただろう。子供の頃からキッパーが大好きでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it wasn't too cold outside, I wouldn't have run up the mountain and smoked a kipper. I've loved Kipper since I was a kid.