YOU SAID:
If it wasn't for you meddling kids, my pants would be clean!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたたちが子供たちに干渉しなければ、私のパンツはきれいになるでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants will be clean if you guys don't mess with the kids!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたたちが子供たちに手を出さなければ、私のズボンはきれいになります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants will be clean if you guys don't mess with the kids!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.