YOU SAID:
if it rains in Venice and the high tide reaches the knee we have nothing to laugh about ..
INTO JAPANESE
ヴェネツィアで雨が降り、満潮がひざに達した場合、私たちは笑うことは何もありません..
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When it rains in Venice and the high tide reaches our knees, we have nothing to laugh at ..
INTO JAPANESE
ヴェネツィアで雨が降り、満潮がひざまずくと、笑うことは何もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When it rains in Venice and the high tide kneels, there is nothing to laugh at.
INTO JAPANESE
ヴェネツィアで雨が降り、満潮がひざまずくとき、笑うことは何もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When it rains in Venice and the high tide kneels, there is nothing to laugh at.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.