YOU SAID:
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it is a duck.
INTO JAPANESE
それはアヒルのように見え、アヒルのように歩き、アヒルのように突き刺すと、それはアヒルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sticks like a duck, it is a duck.
INTO JAPANESE
それはアヒルのように見え、アヒルのように歩き、アヒルのようにくっつきます、それはアヒルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sticks like a duck, it is a duck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.