YOU SAID:
If it has a beard and chinpo it's a man, if it has a beard and chinpo it's a man, even if the has is had you can't change what came from mom & dad so if there is or was a pOnOs it's a man!
INTO JAPANESE
あごひげとちんぽがあれば男、あごひげとちんぽがあれば男、あごひげとちんぽがあったら男、あごひげがあってもパパとママからもらったものは変えられないからポンがあったりあったら男!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you are a man, if you have a beard and a dick, you are a man, if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your dad and mom, so if you have a pong or a man!
INTO JAPANESE
あごひげとアソコがあれば男、あごひげとアソコがあれば男、あごひげとアソコがあればお父さんとお母さんから得るものは変えられないので、ポンや男がいるなら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from a man, if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your dad and mom, so if you have a pong or a man!
INTO JAPANESE
あごひげとアソコがあれば男から得るものは変えられないし、髭とアソコがあればお父さんやお母さんから得るものは変えられないので、ポンや男がいるなら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from a man, and if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your dad or mom, so if you have a pong or a man!
INTO JAPANESE
ヒゲとアソコがあれば男から得るものは変えられないし、ヒゲとアソコがあればお父さんやお母さんからもらうものは変えられないので、ポンや男がいるなら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from a man, and if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your father or mother, so if you have a pong or a man!
INTO JAPANESE
ヒゲとアソコがあれば男から得るものは変えられないし、ヒゲとアソコがあればお父さんやお母さんから得るものは変えられないので、ポンや男がいるなら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from a man, and if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your dad or mom, so if you have a pong or a man!
INTO JAPANESE
ヒゲとアソコがあれば男から貰うものは変えられないし、ヒゲとアソコがあればパパやママから貰うものは変えられないので、ポンか男か!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from a man, and if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your dad or mom, so it's either a man or a man!
INTO JAPANESE
ヒゲとアソコがあれば男から貰うものは変えられないし、ヒゲとアソコがあればパパやママから貰うものは変えられないから男かまたは男!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from a man, and if you have a beard and a dick, you can't change what you get from your dad or mom, so it's either a man or a man!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.