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YOU SAID:

If it hadn't been for Cotton-eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.

INTO JAPANESE

コットンアイのジョーがいなかったら、私はずっと前に結婚していただろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it weren't for Joe the Cotton Eye, I would have been married a long time ago.

INTO JAPANESE

コットン・アイのジョーがいなかったら、私はずっと前に結婚していたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it weren't for Joe the Cotton Eye, I would have been married a long time ago.

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