YOU SAID:
if it crawls it brawls
INTO JAPANESE
それが馬鹿になるならば
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If that makes a fool
INTO JAPANESE
それが愚か者になれば
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it becomes a fool
INTO JAPANESE
それがばかになったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If that makes me fool
INTO JAPANESE
それが私をばかにするなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If that makes a fool of me
INTO JAPANESE
それが私をばかにするなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If that makes a fool of me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.