YOU SAID:
if it's brown, lay down. if it's black, fight back. if it's white, goodnight.
INTO JAPANESE
茶色の場合は横になります。黒の場合は、反撃します。白ならおやすみなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it is brown, lie down. If it is black, it will fight back. Good night if it's white.
INTO JAPANESE
茶色の場合は横になります。黒の場合は反撃します。白ならおやすみなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it is brown, lie down. If it is black, it will fight back. Good night if it's white.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.