YOU SAID:

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised

INTO JAPANESE

もし明日、頭を絨毯に縫い付けて目を覚ましたら、私はもっと驚かないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn on a carpet.

INTO JAPANESE

頭を絨毯に縫って明日起きたら驚かないわ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll sew my head on the carpet and I won't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頭をカーペットに縫いつけて、明日起きたら驚かないわ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sew my head on the carpet and I won't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow.

INTO JAPANESE

カーペットに頭を縫えば、明日起きたら驚くことはない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you sew your head on the carpet, you won't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow.

INTO JAPANESE

カーペットに頭を縫えば、明日目が覚めても驚かないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you sew your head on the carpet, you won't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow.