YOU SAID:
If I were your boss, I'd deathmatch ya in a minute!
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなたの上司だったら、すぐにデスマッチするよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm your boss, I'll have a deathmatch right away!
INTO JAPANESE
私があなたの上司なら、すぐにデスマッチをするでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am your boss, I will make a deathmatch soon!
INTO JAPANESE
私があなたの上司なら、すぐにデスマッチをするでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am your boss, I will make a deathmatch soon!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.