YOU SAID:
If I were you which I'm not, but If I were then I'd not be me anymore
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなただったら、私はそうではありませんが、もし私がそうだったら、私はもう私ではないでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I wouldn't, but if I were, I wouldn't be me anymore
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなただったら、私はそうしませんでしたが、もし私がそうなら、私はもう私ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I wouldn't, but if I were, I wouldn't be me anymore
That's deep, man.