YOU SAID:

If I were to own the universe I would eating cow and eating malware but I’ll also be eating coo goo cava alpaca habana earth

INTO JAPANESE

私が宇宙を所有しているとしたら、牛を食べてマルウェアを食べますが、coo goo cava alpaca habana earth も食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I owned the universe, I would eat cows and eat malware, but I would also eat coo goo cava alpaca habana earth

INTO JAPANESE

私が宇宙を所有していたら、牛を食べてマルウェアを食べますが、coo goo cava alpaca habana earth も食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I owned the universe, I would eat cows and eat malware, but I would also eat coo goo cava alpaca habana earth