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if i were to have a party, then how would i have a party, but because no friends, i have, i would have to shard myself.

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もし私がパーティーを開くとしたら、どうやってパーティーを開くのでしょうか。しかし、友達がいないので、自分でシャードする必要があります。

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If I had a party, how would I have a party? But I don't have any friends, so I have to shard myself.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーがあったらどうやってパーティーをしますか？でも友達がいないので、自分でシャードしなければなりません。

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How would you like to have a party? But I don't have any friends, so I have to shard myself.

INTO JAPANESE

どのようにパーティーをしたいですか？でも友達がいないので、自分でシャードしなければなりません。

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How would you like to have a party? But I don't have any friends, so I have to shard myself.