YOU SAID:
If I were to have a hammer it would please me to knock someone out with it
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がハンマーを持っていたら、それで誰かをノックアウトしたいのですが
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a hammer, I'd like to knock someone out with it.
INTO JAPANESE
ハンマーを持っていたら、それで誰かを殴り倒したい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a hammer, I'd like to hit someone with it.
INTO JAPANESE
ハンマーを持っていたら、それで誰かを殴りたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a hammer, I'd like to hit someone with it.
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