YOU SAID:

If I were to eat a big old pie, would I die?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が大きな古いパイを食べるなら、私は死ぬだろうか？

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Will I die if I eat a big old pie?

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きな古いパイを食べる場合は死んでしまうか。

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If you eat a big old pie I will die?

INTO JAPANESE

大きな古いパイを食べる私は死ぬつもりですか。

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I eat a big old pie is going to die?

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きな食べる古いパイは死ぬつもりですか?

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My big eats old pie is going to die?

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな食べる古いパイは死ぬつもりですか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My big eats old pie is going to die.

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな食べる古いパイは、死ぬつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My big eats old pie is going to die.