YOU SAID:
If I were to die of starvation, would that make me Maple Syrup?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が飢えて死んでいたら、メープルシロップを作ってくれますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am starving and dead, will you make maple syrup?
INTO JAPANESE
私が飢えて死んでいるなら、メープルシロップを作りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am starving and dead, will you make maple syrup?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.