YOU SAID:
if i were tiny i would sleep on a marshmallow
INTO JAPANESE
私が小さければマシュマロで寝るでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm small I'll sleep on marshmallows
INTO JAPANESE
小さいならマシュマロで寝ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If small, sleep on marshmallows
INTO JAPANESE
小さい場合はマシュマロで寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep on marshmallows if small
INTO JAPANESE
小さい場合はマシュマロで寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep on marshmallows if small
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
