YOU SAID:
if I were starving would you buy me pants
INTO JAPANESE
飢えているなら、ズボンを買ってくれませんか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Will you buy me pants if I am hungry?
INTO JAPANESE
お腹が空いたらズボンを買ってくれませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Will you buy pants if you are hungry?
INTO JAPANESE
お腹がすいたらパンツを買いますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you buy pants when you are hungry?
INTO JAPANESE
お腹がすいたときにズボンを買いますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you buy pants when you are hungry?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.