YOU SAID:

If i were funny I would get all the girls, I said while chugging beer and sobbing

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が面白かったら女の子全員を捕まえるのにとビールを飲みながら泣きながら言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I was funny, I'd grab all the girls, I cried while drinking beer.

INTO JAPANESE

面白かったら女の子全員捕まえてやる、とビールを飲みながら泣いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it's fun, I'll grab all the girls, I cried while drinking beer.

INTO JAPANESE

楽しかったら女の子全員捕まえてやるよ、とビールを飲みながら泣いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it's fun, I'll grab all the girls, I cried while drinking beer.