YOU SAID:
if i were eggs, would you scramble me up and serve me with a side of bacon?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が卵だったら、スクランブルしてベーコンを添えてくれる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was an egg, would you scramble and serve with bacon?
INTO JAPANESE
私が卵だったら、スクランブルしてベーコンを添えてくれますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was an egg, would you scramble and serve with bacon?
Come on, you can do better than that.