YOU SAID:
If I were a tree, I would have no reason to love a human.
INTO JAPANESE
木がなら、私はありません理由は、人間を愛する。
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No tree I, I love the human reason is.
INTO JAPANESE
ない私の木、私は人間が大好きです。
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Not my tree and I love people.
INTO JAPANESE
ない私の木と人々 が大好きです。
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Love is not my trees and people.
INTO JAPANESE
愛は私の木と人々 ではないです。
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You don't love people with my tree.
INTO JAPANESE
私の木人を愛していません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not love my tree people.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の木人を愛していません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not love my tree people.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.