YOU SAID:
if i were a tree could i speak dog because i have bark?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が木であれば、私は樹皮があるので私は犬を話すことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a tree, can I speak a dog because I have a bark?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が木だったら、樹皮があるので私は犬に話すことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a tree, because there is a bark, can I talk to the dog?
INTO JAPANESE
私が木であれば樹皮があるので、犬と話すことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Since I have a tree if I are a tree, can I talk to a dog?
INTO JAPANESE
私が木なら木があるので、犬と話すことはできますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Since I have trees, can I talk to dogs?
INTO JAPANESE
私は木があるので、私は犬に話すことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I have trees, can I talk to the dog?
INTO JAPANESE
私には木があるので、犬と話すことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I have trees, can I talk to dogs?
INTO JAPANESE
私には木があるので、私は犬と話すことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I have trees, can I talk to dogs?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.