YOU SAID:
If i were a toilet, you would be lost in translation, and with no equilibrium with a a a a a a a japan meister poooo
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がトイレだったら、あなたは翻訳で迷子になり、aaaaaaa japan meisterpooooとの均衡がないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a toilet, you would get lost in translation and out of balance with aaaaaaa japan meister poooo.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がトイレだったら、あなたは翻訳に迷い、aaaaaaa japan meisterpooooとのバランスが崩れるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were in the bathroom, you would be lost in translation and out of balance with aaaaaaa japan meister poooo.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がトイレにいたら、あなたは翻訳で失われ、aaaaaaa japan meisterpooooとのバランスが崩れるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were in the bathroom, you would be lost in translation and out of balance with aaaaaaa japan meister poooo.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.