YOU SAID:
if i were a goat i would be finger licken good
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギだった場合私は指でいいね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a goat I'd like with a finger
INTO JAPANESE
私がヤギだったら指で欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want a finger if I am a goat
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギであれば私は指が欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want a finger if I am a goat
Come on, you can do better than that.