YOU SAID:
if i were a fish and you caught me you'd say look at that fish
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が魚だったら、あなたが私を捕まえたら、その魚を見てくださいと言うでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a fish, when you caught me you would say look at that fish
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が魚だったら、あなたが私を捕まえたとき、あなたはこう言うだろう、あの魚を見てください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a fish, when you caught me you would say, look at that fish
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が魚だったら、あなたが私を捕まえたとき、あなたはこう言うだろう、あの魚を見てください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a fish, when you caught me you would say, look at that fish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.