YOU SAID:
If I were a donkey, I would not be as despondent as Eeyore.
INTO JAPANESE
私がロバだったら、エイヨーレほど落胆することはないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a donkey, I wouldn't be as discouraged as Aiyore.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がロバだったら、アイヨレほど落胆することはないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a donkey, I wouldn't be as discouraged as Aiyore.
You should move to Japan!