YOU SAID:
If i were a dog I would walk over to my mum's house and poo on her feet then I would eat her chicken salad and her new slippers because its nice
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が犬だったら、母の家に歩いて行って、彼女の足でうんちをしました。それから、彼女のチキンサラダと新しいスリッパを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a dog, I walked to my mother's house and pooped on her feet. Then I ate her chicken salad and new slippers.
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬の場合、私は母の家に歩いて行き、彼女の足でうんちをしました。それから私は彼女のチキンサラダと新しいスリッパを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a dog, I walked to my mother's house and pooped on her feet. Then I ate her chicken salad and new slippers.
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬の場合、私は母の家に歩いて行き、彼女の足でうんちをしました。それから私は彼女のチキンサラダと新しいスリッパを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a dog, I walked to my mother's house and pooped on her feet. Then I ate her chicken salad and new slippers.
Come on, you can do better than that.
