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If I were a dog i'd eat, but if I were a human I wouldn't because i'm a donkey inside of a ice cube

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もし私が犬だったら食べるけど、もし私が人間だったら、私は氷の中のロバだからしないだろう

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If I were a dog, I would eat, but if I were human, I wouldn't do it because I'm a don't goba in the ice.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が犬だったら食べるけど、もし私が人間だったら、氷の中のゴバではないので、私はそれをしないだろう。

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If I were a dog, I would eat, but if I were human, I wouldn't do it because I'm not a gova in the ice.

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私が犬なら食べますが、人間なら氷の中のゴアではないので食べません。

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If I'm a dog, I'll eat it, but if I'm a human, I don't eat it because it's not Gore in the ice.

INTO JAPANESE

私が犬なら食べますが、人間なら氷の中のゴアではないので食べません。

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If I'm a dog, I'll eat it, but if I'm a human, I won't eat it because it's not Goa in the ice.

INTO JAPANESE

私が犬なら食べますが、私が人間なら、氷の中のゴアではないので食べません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I'm a dog, I'll eat it, but if I'm human, I don't eat it because I'm not Goa in the ice.

INTO JAPANESE

私が犬なら食べますが、人間なら氷の中のゴアではないので食べません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I'm a dog, I'll eat it, but if I'm a human, I won't eat it because it's not Goa in the ice.

INTO JAPANESE

私が犬なら食べますが、私が人間なら、氷の中のゴアではないので食べません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I'm a dog, I'll eat it, but if I'm human, I don't eat it because I'm not Goa in the ice.