YOU SAID:
if i were a cow pigs would praise me for my intelligence.
INTO JAPANESE
私がウシ豚だったら私の知性を賞賛するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a pig, I would admire my intelligence.
INTO JAPANESE
私が豚だったら、私は自分の知性を賞賛するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a pig, I would admire my intelligence.
You've done this before, haven't you.