YOU SAID:
if i were a carpenter, and you were a lady
INTO JAPANESE
私は、カーペンターだったし、あなたが女性であった場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a Carpenter and was the woman with you
INTO JAPANESE
私は大工をされ、あなたの女性だった場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was your woman, Carpenter
INTO JAPANESE
女性大工の場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the female Carpenter
INTO JAPANESE
大工の女性場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the female Carpenter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.