YOU SAID:

If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?!

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が悪いデモマンだったら、ここに座ってあなたと話し合うことはしないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I'm a bad demon, I won't sit here and talk to you.

INTO JAPANESE

私が悪い悪魔であれば、私はここに座ってあなたと話すことはしません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I am a bad devil, I will not sit here and talk to you.

INTO JAPANESE

私が悪魔であれば、ここに座ってあなたと話すことはしません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I am a demon, I will not sit here and talk to you.

INTO JAPANESE

私が悪魔なら、私はここに座ってあなたと話すことはしません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I am a devil, I will not sit here and talk to you.

INTO JAPANESE

私が悪魔であれば、私はここに座ってあなたと話すことはしません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I am a devil, I will not sit here and talk to you.