YOU SAID:
If I was you, I would stay a thousand miles away
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなただったら、私は千里離れているだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I'd be a thousand miles away.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が君だったら千マイル離れていただろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I'd be a thousand miles away.
That's deep, man.