YOU SAID:
If i was given a dollar for every cat I killed ill have zero dollars
INTO JAPANESE
私が病気で殺したすべての猫に1ドルを与えられたら、ゼロドルを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm given a dollar to every cat I killed sick, I'll have zero dollars.
INTO JAPANESE
病気で殺したすべての猫に1ドルを与えられたら、私はゼロドルを持つでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the cats I killed sick were given a dollar, I would have zero dollars.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が病気で殺した猫が全部1ドル与えられたら、私はゼロドルを持っているだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the cats I killed sick were given a dollar, I would have zero dollars.
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