YOU SAID:
if I was a jiraffe, I would have a very long neck
INTO JAPANESE
私がキリンだったら、首がとても長い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I was a giraffe, my neck was very long
INTO JAPANESE
キリンだったら首がとても長かった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Giraffe had a very long neck
INTO JAPANESE
キリンは非常に長い首をしていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Giraffe had a very long neck
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