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If I wanted to hear a idiot talk,I would have farted

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If I wanted to hear a stupid story, I would have farted

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I would have farted if I wanted to hear a stupid story

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I farted when I wanted to hear a stupid story

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I farted because I wanted to hear a stupid story

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I farted because I wanted to hear a stupid story