YOU SAID:

If I wanted to do school I would just set myself on fire.

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学校をしたい場合だけ火に自分自身を設定私は。

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Like school, only set yourself on fire I.

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学校のようなだけ火に自分自身を設定私。

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Set yourself on fire just like school I.

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私の学校のような火に自分自身を設定します。

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Sets itself on fire, such as my school.

INTO JAPANESE

私の学校などの火に自分自身を設定します。

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Sets itself on fire and my school.

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火災と私の学校のそれ自体を設定します。

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Sets itself on fire and my school.