YOU SAID:
If I wanted my dog to eat everything I would have gotten a goat instead...
INTO JAPANESE
すべてを食べに私の犬をしたい場合私得ているだろうヤギ代わりに.
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All would I have gotten if you want my dog to eat goats instead.
INTO JAPANESE
すべてが私を代わりにヤギを食べる私の犬が欲しい場合に得ています。
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If you'd like everything I eat goats instead of my dogs are getting.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての代わりにヤギを食べたい場合は、私の犬が得ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat goats instead of all that got my dog.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての代わりにヤギを食べたい場合は、私の犬を得た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat goats instead of all that got my dog.
You should move to Japan!