YOU SAID:
If I wanted a baby I would get a baby, maybe I want a potato, but they are fattening, so I want a sugar cane
INTO JAPANESE
私が赤ちゃんを欲しがったら、私は赤ちゃんを飼うでしょう、多分私はジャガイモが欲しいですが、彼らは太っているので、私はサトウキビが欲しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I want a baby, I will keep a baby, maybe I want potatoes, but they are fat and I want sugarcane
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が赤ちゃんを欲しがったら、私は赤ちゃんを飼っています、たぶん私はジャガイモが欲しいですが、彼らは太っていますし、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I want a baby, I have a baby, maybe I want potatoes, but they are fat,
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんがほしいと思えば、私は赤ちゃんがいる、多分私はジャガイモが欲しい、しかし彼らは太っている、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I want a baby, I have a baby, maybe I want potatoes, but they are fat,
You've done this before, haven't you.