YOU SAID:

If I smoked marijuana, that would be illegal, and I'd get arrested. Luckily I don't smoke pot. Isn't it funny that it's called pot? I wish I knew why. My mind is completely and utterly blown.

INTO JAPANESE

私がマリファナを喫煙すれば、それは違法で、私は逮捕されるだろう。幸い私は鍋を喫煙しない。それはポットと呼ばれて面白いですか？私はなぜそれが分かったのかと思う。私の心は完全に完全に吹かれています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I smoke marijuana, it is illegal and I will be arrested. Fortunately I do not smoke a pan. Is it fun to be called a pot? I wonder why I understood it. My heart is completely blown completely.

INTO JAPANESE

私がマリファナを吸うと違法で、私は逮捕されます。幸い私は鍋を喫煙しない。ポットと呼ばれるのは楽しいですか？私はなぜそれを理解したのだろうか。私の心は完全に完全に吹き飛んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am illegal when sucking marijuana, I will be arrested. Fortunately I do not smoke a pan. Is it fun to be called a pot? I wonder why I understood it. My heart blew away completely completely.

INTO JAPANESE

私はマリファナを吸うと違法です、私は逮捕されます。幸い私は鍋を喫煙しない。ポットと呼ばれるのは楽しいですか？私はなぜそれを理解したのだろうか。私の心は完全に完全に吹き飛んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am illegal when sucking marijuana, I will be arrested. Fortunately I do not smoke a pan. Is it fun to be called a pot? I wonder why I understood it. My heart blew away completely completely.