YOU SAID:

If i see be a five head ooh much happy enjoy yummy why is that barky doggy a doggy i see an octopus no octopuses octopi why a you have a belly if i eats stomachs like brains and cool stuff if you see my head

INTO JAPANESE

私が5頭だと思うなら、とても幸せを楽しんでいますなぜそのうんざりした犬は犬なのでしょうかタコはタコがいませんタコがいないのはなぜですか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you think I'm five, I'm enjoying so happy Why is that tired dog a dog? Octopus is no octopus Why is there no octopus?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私が5歳だと思うなら、私はとても幸せを楽しんでいますなぜその疲れた犬は犬ですか？タコはタコではありませんタコがないのはなぜですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you think I am 5 years old, I am enjoying my happiness Why is that tired dog a dog? Octopus is not an octopus Why is there no octopus?

INTO JAPANESE

私が5歳だと思うなら、私は幸せを楽しんでいますどうしてあの疲れた犬は犬なの？タコはタコではないなぜタコがないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I think I'm five, I'm enjoying happiness Why is that tired dog a dog? Octopus is not an octopus Why is there no octopus?

INTO JAPANESE

私が5歳だと思うなら、私は幸せを楽しんでいますどうしてあの疲れた犬は犬なの？タコはタコではないなぜタコがないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I think I'm five, I'm enjoying happiness Why is that tired dog a dog? Octopus is not an octopus Why is there no octopus?