YOU SAID:
If I said I would kiss you right now would you say yes would you let me
INTO JAPANESE
今キスするって言ったらイエスと言って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you say kiss now, say yes
INTO JAPANESE
今キスするならはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes if you kiss now
INTO JAPANESE
はい、今キスしたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, if you kiss now
INTO JAPANESE
はい、今キスしたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, if you kiss now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.